It my country there is problem
Ricky Slade: Here’s scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don’t know if you’ve noticed this or not, but I think I’m starting to get under Ruiz’s skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand’s a lot of fucking money! It’s a fucking lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of fucking money! And now I’ve got Ruiz calling me fucking Fruit-Pie the fucking magician! Tellin’ me that I can’t fucking call my main man Max, who fucking sent me out on the fucking operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He’s fucking scat all over, they fucking disappear and talk! And you haven’t noticed this either but when he’s not fucking looking at me or you’re fucking doing whatever, I’ve got fucking Jimmy in the mirror with his shit too. It’s fucking coming at me from here, I don’t know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the fucking shit’s coming and I’m not gonna be late for the fucking dance man, I’m not gonna be fucking late for the dance on this one.
Bobby: You’re not getting a gun.
Did you just let SCREECH in the fucking club?
Hansel: So I’m rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I’ll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize “Holy shit, Hansel, haven’t you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn’t some of this maybe be in your head?”
Derek Zoolander: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I’ve never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
Sorry Kids, We Ate All Your Halloween Candy
Mitch Martin (Luke Wilson): “I’m sorry, your seatbelt seams to be broken. What do you recommend I Do?” Taxi Driver: “I recommend you stop being such a faggot! You’re in the back seat!”
Mitch takes a taxi cab home from the airport.
Mr Garrison’s slave from South Park says Jesus Christ. This is from the Lemmiwinks and Paris Hilton episodes.
Everybody underestimates the kick in the groin. I can also deliver headbutt out of nothing.
Don’t laugh at Arnold Schwarzenegger or he will get very angry and kill you.
Whenever a cop writes you out a ticket, the first thing you do is you look at him and say would ya look at this. You know what i mean just look at it what the heck is that heheheueheueh.